Miss Tickle

since Catarina is busy with the Auntie Cancer cakes

Skaterina decides to make her own breakfast

she aleady scraped the squash out of its shell

acorn squash already baked and eaten for dinner the other night

she puts it in the food processor with an egg and some cream

to make a pudding like the corn pudding

she hopes it will be like the corn pudding and not like the truly awful

cauliflower pudding or the repulsive burnt leek pudding

then she continues to mess up as many mechanical devices possible

trying to puree some Power Greens !

for a little sauce on top of the golden yellow puddings

it occurs to her that she is living on cream, eggs, and butter

well !  what else ?

she may have a stroke in mind

a stroke would be a handy deus ex machina device

take the decision making out of everyone's hands

as long as they honor the DNR !

or the stroke cd end it all and that would definitely

End It All !