Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Summerhill

with the darling daughter attending the most liberal school in the world

Skaterina's liberal and progressive piriciples were to be sorely tested

when DD was about 14 Skaterina received a note from Mrs Neill (Oona)

requesting written permission for DD to be fitted with a contraceptive

device known as a Dutch cap

er um

being free means having sex ?

not just throwing eggs at the school ?

this issue needed pondering

Skaterina and the Actor were not at home

where friends could be consulted

they were in Israel, Eilat, down on the Red Sea

oh there was (name drop alert) Geraldine Chaplin

an american she cd chat with

there was a dishy French actress (name escapes)

who in turn was a name dropper of well known

French directors

Skaterina knew what a sexy French actress would say

Mais Oui !  but of course !  certamente

mamselle must have the device

Skaterina still stalled

until she got a phone call from Mrs Neill

all she had to say was

"consider the alternative"

oh ok sure but of course



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