Thursday, May 28, 2015
! non sputare !
! do not spit !
in Italian the exclamation mark at the front of the command
should be upside down
dont have one of those on an American keyboard / allora
the other day Skaterina was overwhelmed by her excessive
salivation
drool product was constantly being pumped out
not just when she tries to talk or eat
it is strangely viscous
rather like the slippery elm she guzzles every day
without the faint trace of home grown licorice root
cd it be caused by the slippery elm ?
we'll never know
at any rate
there was too much to collect in order to sputare it
she had to slurp it into a handkerchief
prolly why they are called "snot rags"
ugh
she went through all her handkerchiefs
yes, Skaterina still uses linen handkerchiefs
she has a collection of cute ones and men's ones too
well !
you know how men can spit ?
really spew out a projectile of goo ?
Skaterina never learned how to "hock an oyster"
ps. this post written for the sole purpose of including a favorite phrase :
Hock an Oyster !
