Monday, April 06, 2015

TMI

you know what else frosts Skaterina's pumpkin ?

she is not incontinent

she is not constipated

her blood pressure is low

she can touch her toes

do the Rites in ten minutes

(even the dreaded Table)

she can walk a mile

no one seeing her out with Juanita

wd say

Look / there's an old gal dying of cancer


did we mention No Dimentia ?










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