Sunday, June 14, 2015
SKATING DREAMS
tibetan rites
age 73 - 81
arms still strong
stomach muscles still strong
lower back flexible
pain free body
mouth on fire
arms still strong
stomach muscles still strong
lower back flexible
pain free body
mouth on fire
Saturday, June 13, 2015
DONI
someone to watch over me
BOO
clip the dead flowers off the planter
water
it will put out new ones
water
it will put out new ones
KATIE MCDERMOTT
want me to make a dress out of that ?
SURE
paint sew vietnamese lunches
a perfect fit
friends forever
SURE
paint sew vietnamese lunches
a perfect fit
friends forever
PRISCILLA
Perfec Fit
Friend forever
we were introduced
" I want to work for you "
"start now " ?
SURE
Friend forever
we were introduced
" I want to work for you "
"start now " ?
SURE
JUDY
she 23
me 63
we met on DW 1998
wanted to be friends
had a Perfect Fi(gh)t
a pillow
fight
W H O O M P
F W A P
F E A T H E R S
sneezes
me 63
we met on DW 1998
wanted to be friends
had a Perfect Fi(gh)t
a pillow
fight
W H O O M P
F W A P
F E A T H E R S
sneezes
Friday, June 12, 2015
cherries
just went out
to see
miss Maudie
the cherry tree
in full harvest mode !
to see
miss Maudie
the cherry tree
in full harvest mode !
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
not (such) a perfect fit
people wd say to "him" and "her" together
you look alike
he wd say she looks like my sister
did he mean they look enough alike
to be brother and sister ?
or
did he mean she looks like his actual sister ?
Skaterina looked at the sister
of whom he was exceedingly fond
she didnt see it
sister has a jaw
i have a chin
however the idea took shape
formed the foundation of their basic compatability
as time went on
one cd see
they were not (such) a Perfect Fit
after all
you look alike
he wd say she looks like my sister
did he mean they look enough alike
to be brother and sister ?
or
did he mean she looks like his actual sister ?
Skaterina looked at the sister
of whom he was exceedingly fond
she didnt see it
sister has a jaw
i have a chin
however the idea took shape
formed the foundation of their basic compatability
as time went on
one cd see
they were not (such) a Perfect Fit
after all
trigger alert
the last indignity
spare you the details
you are welcome
my daughter, sez Skaterina
is strong
she is 60
she can hoist a five gallon watering can
that's 40 pounds
pour accurately and with aplomb
the warm water over her mother
she is "birthing" her mom into death
thanks, kid
spare you the details
you are welcome
my daughter, sez Skaterina
is strong
she is 60
she can hoist a five gallon watering can
that's 40 pounds
pour accurately and with aplomb
the warm water over her mother
she is "birthing" her mom into death
thanks, kid
why cant Skaterina choke to death like a celebrity ?
are you thinking of ~~~ ?
she had a heart attack
wasnt a ham sam
okay
if Skaterina panics and struggles
emergency solution is give her a calming
drink
drink ?
while she is choking you give her something to drink ?
haha
Jeez Maltese
what about :
Tommy Dorsey trombonist food stuck in windpipe
Tennesse Williams writer / inhaled cap of nasal inhaler
Atilla the Hun on his own blood after a nose bleed
Jimi Hendrix ahi tuna extra rare / chewed swallowed regurgitated
did it again / that did it
extra rare must mean raw ?
dont you think ?
Monday, June 08, 2015
new blender drink
banana
milk
black strap molasses
cashews
thin enough to sip
comfortably
"tutti conforti"
all the comforts !
are the theme
milk
black strap molasses
cashews
thin enough to sip
comfortably
"tutti conforti"
all the comforts !
are the theme
Skaterina exercises
Skaterina needs to pee
she slumps to the commode
pees pats dry rises arranges the
J Crew perfect fit t shirt (LS)
in dust color
slumps to bed
suddenly
she straightens up !
good posture !
head high
climbs (exercise) back on bed
arranges self (movement !)
fixes pillows
stretches arms over head / flexes arms
waves them around
MM loved her arms
once upon a time
her arms were shapely as Michelle Obama's
Michelle wore short sleeves to the State of the Union
scandalous !
frisson's of jealousy
soon all the TV readers were trying
to show off their arms
Nice Try, Ladies
she slumps to the commode
pees pats dry rises arranges the
J Crew perfect fit t shirt (LS)
in dust color
slumps to bed
suddenly
she straightens up !
good posture !
head high
climbs (exercise) back on bed
arranges self (movement !)
fixes pillows
stretches arms over head / flexes arms
waves them around
MM loved her arms
once upon a time
her arms were shapely as Michelle Obama's
Michelle wore short sleeves to the State of the Union
scandalous !
frisson's of jealousy
soon all the TV readers were trying
to show off their arms
Nice Try, Ladies
when no one was looking
Skaterina untangled the cord to the oxygen machine
went to her computer
updated ! :::
precocious 12 yr old at Josedale
the one who told Kaki not to bring parents to camp
became a staunch ally
insisted she pierce Skaterina's ears
with an ice cube a cork and a sewing needle
she did it too !
gold rings in her ears for the next 30 years
~~~~
Kaki reminded her the Hollywood Hills house
had a picket fence with roses and one of those little
arches over the gate
the goldfish pond had four fish to start
John Paul George and Ringo
~~~~
Skaterina must not walk around alone
someone is always with her
yup
night and day
they fear falling or fainting
she might break a hip
wdnt that be a bummer !?
went to her computer
updated ! :::
precocious 12 yr old at Josedale
the one who told Kaki not to bring parents to camp
became a staunch ally
insisted she pierce Skaterina's ears
with an ice cube a cork and a sewing needle
she did it too !
gold rings in her ears for the next 30 years
~~~~
Kaki reminded her the Hollywood Hills house
had a picket fence with roses and one of those little
arches over the gate
the goldfish pond had four fish to start
John Paul George and Ringo
~~~~
Skaterina must not walk around alone
someone is always with her
yup
night and day
they fear falling or fainting
she might break a hip
wdnt that be a bummer !?
Sunday, June 07, 2015
giggling in the carport
asks Miss Tickle : if i spell my name Myss
can i be your spiritual advisor ?
KnitterMe says they let me have my knitting box back
should i use a bigger needle next time ?
Caterina Cacciatore ~ hey this _xxx___caine gets you high !
you know how the "'caines" are : procaine novocain cocaine
candy caine !
downer highs
Skaterina ~ you girls ! mrsfoley is gonna thrown you out of her carport
can i be your spiritual advisor ?
KnitterMe says they let me have my knitting box back
should i use a bigger needle next time ?
Caterina Cacciatore ~ hey this _xxx___caine gets you high !
you know how the "'caines" are : procaine novocain cocaine
candy caine !
downer highs
Skaterina ~ you girls ! mrsfoley is gonna thrown you out of her carport
best friends
i had a bath!
judy poured watering can of warm water over me
i put on my bathrobe to dry off
now fresh clean j crew perfect fit t-shirt*
and a "butterfly dress"
made for me by BF kate mcdermott using
a cherry sheet given me by BF judy
we are bonded by cherries
the cherry tree named for great aunt Maudie
Miss Maudie
i have oxygen !
more BFs (best friends)
* i do not have stock in this company
when michelle obama shopped at j crew
i did too
judy poured watering can of warm water over me
i put on my bathrobe to dry off
now fresh clean j crew perfect fit t-shirt*
and a "butterfly dress"
made for me by BF kate mcdermott using
a cherry sheet given me by BF judy
we are bonded by cherries
the cherry tree named for great aunt Maudie
Miss Maudie
i have oxygen !
more BFs (best friends)
* i do not have stock in this company
when michelle obama shopped at j crew
i did too
Saturday, June 06, 2015
words to live by
half the time we didn't know
what we were doing
but we did it anyway
what we were doing
but we did it anyway
summer camp 3. part 2, Kaki's mom goes to camp
the farm family is thrilled to have her
they are in the throes of average american maladies
menopause teenage angst raging hormones
the new farm intern is awfully nice and cute
well mannered too
maybe we better stay away from him
mr farm family getting livestock ~ calves and horses ~ ready for the city kid campers
feeling like the new kid
Kaki's mom, who hasn't been in charge of anything since the
Montgomery Blair Rollers
suddenly
finds herself
life guard at the pond
supervising hay jumping in the barn
counseling the junior counselor
becoming helpful and useful
having fun at family farm summer camp
uh oh
monkey wrench
Cook Can't Come anymore
Kaki's mom is not known for her food
(except maybe the potatoe salad)
she is a self taught cook
thanks betty crocker
she knows how food should taste
thanks great aunt maudie
Thinking of the freezer
full of black angus burgers chops ribs and roasts
a daily supply of milk and cream
a vegetable garden
fruit trees
berry patches
i'll do it !
she got it done
Kaki's mom forgot to take her pills
her summer camp mojo blossomed
she sed to the city kids
let's stay outside all night
oh
frissons of terror fear excitement
they went up the hill behind the house
many minutes away
they spread their blankets far and wide
to show how scared they weren't
it was a dark and starry night
Kaki's mom woke up to find herself
packed in like a sardine
city kids crushed up against her
a most thrilling night
she was healthy and drug free
sooon
hollywood man came for them
he looked like a movie star with a deep tan and a hollywood haircut
maintaining the suntan and preventing hair loss
became mantras of their existence
moving to hollywood was only a matter of time
yup
only a matter of time
they are in the throes of average american maladies
menopause teenage angst raging hormones
the new farm intern is awfully nice and cute
well mannered too
maybe we better stay away from him
mr farm family getting livestock ~ calves and horses ~ ready for the city kid campers
feeling like the new kid
Kaki's mom, who hasn't been in charge of anything since the
Montgomery Blair Rollers
suddenly
finds herself
life guard at the pond
supervising hay jumping in the barn
counseling the junior counselor
becoming helpful and useful
having fun at family farm summer camp
uh oh
monkey wrench
Cook Can't Come anymore
Kaki's mom is not known for her food
(except maybe the potatoe salad)
she is a self taught cook
thanks betty crocker
she knows how food should taste
thanks great aunt maudie
Thinking of the freezer
full of black angus burgers chops ribs and roasts
a daily supply of milk and cream
a vegetable garden
fruit trees
berry patches
i'll do it !
she got it done
Kaki's mom forgot to take her pills
her summer camp mojo blossomed
she sed to the city kids
let's stay outside all night
oh
frissons of terror fear excitement
they went up the hill behind the house
many minutes away
they spread their blankets far and wide
to show how scared they weren't
it was a dark and starry night
Kaki's mom woke up to find herself
packed in like a sardine
city kids crushed up against her
a most thrilling night
she was healthy and drug free
sooon
hollywood man came for them
he looked like a movie star with a deep tan and a hollywood haircut
maintaining the suntan and preventing hair loss
became mantras of their existence
moving to hollywood was only a matter of time
yup
only a matter of time
creative capitalization
duly noted
the first person who read private writing of skaterina
told her
you need to be consistent with capitalization
oh?
yes
hmm
scram
the first person who read private writing of skaterina
told her
you need to be consistent with capitalization
oh?
yes
hmm
scram
trigger alert: enema!
(skaterina will write this
names will be used)
kaki has a new enema bag for me
fill, hang, no need to screw in cord
despite their joint seasick prevention
enemas on the freighter
VICTORY AT SEA!
kaki is a little squirmy
about giving me an enema
kaki controls the flow
while i insert the doo hickey
well, the doo doo hickey
all goes well
kaki helps me with fresh clothes
a j. crew perfect fit t-shirt
with dress made of the fabric given me by a weaving student
the "watermelon" colors
colors that do, too, go together
whew !
lovely way to start the day
i have tried to push out rock hard pellets
but
do you know how hard it is on neck muscles to push a turd out of a butt?
truly
for dora
a real pain in the ass
names will be used)
kaki has a new enema bag for me
fill, hang, no need to screw in cord
despite their joint seasick prevention
enemas on the freighter
VICTORY AT SEA!
kaki is a little squirmy
about giving me an enema
kaki controls the flow
while i insert the doo hickey
well, the doo doo hickey
all goes well
kaki helps me with fresh clothes
a j. crew perfect fit t-shirt
with dress made of the fabric given me by a weaving student
the "watermelon" colors
colors that do, too, go together
whew !
lovely way to start the day
i have tried to push out rock hard pellets
but
do you know how hard it is on neck muscles to push a turd out of a butt?
truly
for dora
a real pain in the ass
evening blender drink
1/2 cup milk
1 tb Dagoba cacao
1-2 tsp maple syrup
1/2 tsp vanilla
a few cashews
1 egg
warm up
add milk if necessary
1 tb Dagoba cacao
1-2 tsp maple syrup
1/2 tsp vanilla
a few cashews
1 egg
warm up
add milk if necessary
brain food egg
slips down
zippety do dah
with a splurp
of slippery elm
gotta keep her old brain alert
zippety do dah
with a splurp
of slippery elm
gotta keep her old brain alert
